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• Guest Articles (Censored Edition) – You’ll get expert insights, just not the juicy, career-altering secrets.

• Subscriber Discounts? Nope. – Hope you like paying full price, because deals are for the cool kids.

• Startup Disaster Stories (The Mild Ones) – We’ll give you some trainwrecks, but the ones that will make your jaw drop? That’s premium.

• Exclusive Events? Not for You. – Our subscribers get invites to insider events with investors. You? Enjoy watching from Twitter.

• No Surprises, Just the Basics – Still great, just not “Holy sh*t, this changed my life” great.

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• 🚨 Exclusive Stories We Won’t Publish for Free – Because some startup disasters are too good to share with the freeloaders.

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