You’re here, which means you either: (A) Love startup chaos, (B) Need help, or (C) Took a wrong turn on the internet. Either way, welcome.

Here’s what’s coming your way—brutal truths, hard-earned wisdom, and startup disasters so bad they’ll make you feel better about your own choices.

🔥 What’s Inside Every Edition:

🔹 Brutal Truths (From People Who Actually Know Things) – The kind of insights that might actually change a founder’s life. Key lessons from top talent, investors, and startup survivors—distilled down to just a couple of paragraphs, because you’re busy (and have enough bad advice already).

🔹 Regs, Simplified (A.K.A. Cutting Through the BS) – Compliance? Legal? Finance? The stuff that makes founders' eyes glaze over? We break it all down—no legalese, no fluff, no confusing corporate jargon—just the real takeaways you need to avoid fines, lawsuits, and financial disaster. Bonus: we’ll make it fun (yes, even legal stuff can be funny).

🔹 Founder FAQs (And Your Chance to Get Answers) – The most common (and dumbest) founder questions answered. Got a burning startup question? Submit it, and we might actually answer it. Expect snark, featured tools, expert takes, and guest appearances from founders who’ve lived to tell the tale.

🔹 Startup Horror Stories (The Real Reason You’ll Subscribe) – The best part of every edition. One truly epic, cringe-worthy startup fail—bad decisions, worse investors, co-founder meltdowns, financial dumpster fires—you name it. Reading about someone else’s total collapse has never been this fun.

💡Want a teaser?

A co-founder who faked witness protection to hide her nonexistent online presence (and defraud her own company), a £2.3M Kickstarter drone that couldn’t fly, and the IoT startup that admitted—mid-failure—they had no clue how IoT worked… and that’s just the beginning.👀

🔹 Advice You Didn’t Ask For (But Should Probably Take) – Think of it like parables, but from people we wish were saints. Short, sweet, and sometimes actually useful.

🔹 Premium-Only Laughs (Whatever We Feel Like That Week) – Founder memes, pitch deck disasters, and startup roasts. It’s behind the paywall for a reason.

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